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Behind Enemy Lines

Behind Enemy Lines

John Jackson
By John Jackson And The Mighty Humanzee

Remember COVID and the fear that very breath would kill grandma?  Well now it will kill the planet.  Give the gift of holding your breath to Greta today!

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Aunt Bea is soft on impeachment because it’s too hard to prove it.

However, Sen. Graham also conceded the impeachment inquiry has a tall order ahead of it in actually proving the accusations against the president. He believes if there was any evidence showing the president had committed the crimes he is accused of, it would already be public knowledge.

“They have to prove that President Biden somehow financially benefited from the business enterprises of Hunter Biden. We’ll see,” he said.

Technology Companies Brag About Pornification Of AI Girlfriends

Technology companies are bragging that they have created AI girlfriends which can engage in “immersive” NSFW live chats where users can indulge their “intense fantasies.”, developed by EverAI Limited, invites users to “create a rich and immersion-oriented AI girlfriend simulator” that offers “thrilling, intimate experiences on-demand.”

The company even offers “anime-style girlfriends” so users can “have an anime chat AI waifu chatbot,” while they can also individually tailor their AI girlfriend before engaging in “intense fantasies and deep conversations.”



Colorado Supreme Court

Colorado Supreme Court destroys choice in order to save democracy.

The Colorado supreme court has ruled that Donald Trump is ineligible to run for the White House again, citing his role in the January 6 attack, in a 4-3 ruling that will probably have major legal and political ramifications for the 2024 election.

The decision removes Trump from the state’s Republican presidential primary ballot, and stems from a rarely used provision of the US constitution known as the insurrection clause.

Epstein’s Stocking Stuffers:  NY Judge Unsealing List of Epstein Associates

Judge Preska listed 187 “J. Does” on the court documents and ruled many of them should be “unsealed in full.” Some of those “J.Does” appear twice, and others are minors, so it is not yet known what the final tally of names released will be. 

Epstein’s associates were named in a settled civil defamation suit filed by Virginia Giuffre in 2015 against Maxwell.

400 Hamas Terrorists Killed on Tuesday

Study Says If We Breath Less We Save The Planet

Humans may be fueling global warming by breathing, a new study suggests.

“Exhaled human breath can contain small, elevated concentrations of methane (CH4) and nitrous oxide (N2O), both of which contribute to global warming,” according to research released last week in the UK  journal PLOS.

The methane and nitrous oxide exhaled by humans make up about 0.1 of the UK’s greenhouse gas emissions, the writeup said.

The gases are in addition to the carbon dioxide that humans exhale.


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Mental Health Is Amping Up Gender Transition

A London psychiatrist who spent 12 years working with children at the United Kingdom’s government-funded Tavistock gender clinic is warning that “transitioning” patients to a new gender identity isn’t the answer to gender dysphoria.

We have reported on this extensively this summer on OZFest Morning Mission.  The Hidden Hand of The Tavistock Institute

Study Says Blue City Flight Due To Climate Change

Far-left Axios is gushing over a new study that blames climate change for people fleeing Democrat-run cities like the “metro areas of Minneapolis, Milwaukee and Washington, D.C. (specifically, Alexandria, Va.).”

“Climate migration is already taking place within American communities, new data finds, as people flee flood-prone areas, and create ‘climate abandonment’ zones,” writes an unquestioning Axios.

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